Not one thread bagging me out

[Bother]

I'm disappointed, I thought there would be at least a little bitching about me

[Your Mom]

Sweety! I'll rectify that ASAP

[Your Mom]

Hey, there's not even one bitchin' about me and I'm more worthy! What makes you think you're so special?

[Bother]

Cause I'm special special, I put the smear on windows. Anyway, how the hell are you?

[Your Mom]

So happy to have finally made contact. I sent you a PM at Dj when I first started this pretend forum!

[Your Mom]

Cause I'm special special, I put the smear on windows. Anyway, how the hell are you?

Much, much smilier than I was 10 minutes ago

[Bother]

I was locked out of DJ well before it closed. Don't know what I did to deserve that. Then about a week before it closed I got an email asking me to come back to DJ. I think that site was suffering Bipolar.

[Your Mom]

How come you only even made 1 post on bogan's forum (sorry, word filter kicked in)

[Bother]

Who is bogans forum? bogan's? I thought I had posted there a lot. Maybe I didn't, I've been a bit twirlwinded to really keep up with myself for a while now.

[Your Mom]

Damn word filter. Z i p p y

[Bother]

I thought I had been there for a while. I was getting a bit tired of everything there for a while. I've since quit my job and got a new one which I already hate but I can kind of think at the end of the day and I don't hate myself half as much now that I don't have some midget dude screaming at me every mean name under the sun simply because he could. Drugs are so underrated, he so needed loads more than he was already getting on a 2 hourly basis.

[Your Mom]

Sounds like you worked at GLP or on the game of thrones set. Fucking sizist hating bitch! :chuckle

[Bother]

If only, both those things seem so appealing in comparison. Eh, it was a beautiful thing handing in my resignation and being begged to stay, I need to end terms of employment like that more often, it was so nice.

[Your Mom]

Try that when you work for yourself; infinitely more satisfying.

Fuck it, leave that Dutch cunt and come to Brasil and I'll employ you and, when I've paid you enough, tell me to fuck off; I'm almost as masochistic as aussie (a sycophantic poster here who shall be employed as personal scout in australia when I start my fucking cult there)

[Your Mom]

Why do you stay with him? I've never understood that!

[Bother]

I stay, because I've been subjected to my fair share of abuse and though he is indeed a cunt, he has not and would not ever raise a hand to me. I stay because for all the lacking I am safe, if you discount the poisoning attempt I'm safe. Yeah that sounds dodgy. It's a simple motive, and not even that fulfilling, but Your Mom, people are cunts.

[Your Mom]

I stay, because I've been subjected to my fair share of abuse and though he is indeed a cunt, he has not and would not ever raise a hand to me. I stay because for all the lacking I am safe, if you discount the poisoning attempt I'm safe. Yeah that sounds dodgy. It's a simple motive, and not even that fulfilling, but Your Mom, people are cunts.

Darling, wtf? I don't care that you're a fat arse, you would be more than safe with me. You would have no lacking! You blow me away with this. Really?

Yeah, i'm a cunt, but I'm a good cunt and I'm not even joking!
You should know I love you as a human been! Don't you think it's time you started being?

I had no idea; I'm so sorry!

[Your Mom]

My head is in no man's land after this.

FFS, you know I've loved you as a friend forever, why have you never said anything before?

[Your Mom]

Ok, you've hinted.

[Your Mom]

Seriously, darling; run away! I'm here!

[Your Mom]

Seriously, darling; run away! I'm here!

Worldwide friends you have!

[Your Mom]

I understand your shyness. Move to PM if you wish or tell me to inspect my rectal opening! Your wish is my command.

[Bother]

I know. I do know. I ran away once several years ago. one day no doubt I'll run away again, or just get tired of being told to go in the heat of the moment and actually go.

For now parallel lives work for him and I, I think. He cant afford to go back to Europe unless I die and without me there is nothing for him here. There is some major co-dependency going on and funnily is not as it traditionally is.

I bought land in town more recently and plan to build after winter this year. In the void that is life I find other things to do that give me some satisfaction. Lifes not entirely bleak, only love is LOL

[Bother]

Nothings new, I've always bitched and moaned about my marriage. I used to think it was just something blokes did (bitched and moaned about their wives), I suppose not.

[Your Mom]

Why do I feel sad when I read this?
You know my hug is strong and true!

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