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Post by Your Mom on Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:32 am

but why?

'Cos none of you cunts have started one!



Cats are cute; I love pussy!















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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by Your Mom on Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:34 am

Did I say cunt? Woops, I meant cunt!
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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by unhappy gusset on Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:44 am

Is that  a new word filter? What changes into cunts?
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Post by Your Mom on Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:53 am

unhappy gusset wrote:Is that  a new word filter? What changes into cunts?
Just like life, virtually everything!

However, I don't word filter here unless it is for the lullz. Try typing in the name normally attributed to the christian deity. This was to guarantee those freaks had free speech without being able to overtake the board with their fanaticism.

jeezus and crist, I haven't included yet, but they're next!
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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by Your Mom on Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:01 am

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unhappy gusset wrote:Is that  a new word filter? What changes into cunts?
Just like life, virtually everything!

However, I don't word filter here unless it is for the lullz. Try typing in the name normally attributed to the christian deity. This was to guarantee those freaks had free speech without being able to overtake the board with their fanaticism.

jeezus and crist, I haven't included yet, but they're next!

Ok, I was being flippant, but ...
Have you ever wondered why so many plans do turn to shit?

Could it be that it's merely a reflection on our goals?

Interesting segue into mine. What are my goals?
I'm dead, I don't have any!
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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by Sarah522 on Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:22 pm

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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by Your Mom on Wed Apr 15, 2015 5:00 pm

This is my fave. the absent cat

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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by Your Mom on Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:34 am

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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by Your Mom on Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:47 am

They're not just a tasty and nutritious snack

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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by Sarah522 on Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:14 pm

I'm a Gramma!  



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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by Your Mom on Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:02 am

Congratulations grandma!

You better post photos of their cuteness as they grow.

As an aside, my ex had no experience of pets as her mother disdained them and thus had a rather laisser faire attitude to them, saying I can live with them as long as they don't bug me.

One day, I found a plastic bag very close to my apartment with three relatively newborn kittens inside. There was no way I could leave them there to die, but I hatched a plan. I hurried home, knowing my lady would be there and told her I had something to show her and wanted her advice. I took her to this bag of abandoned kittens and asked her what we should do. I knew she had a heart as tough as butter in the midday sun and knew she could not just let them die. I made sure it was her decision to rescue them;

They were flea ridden and bloated with worms. Based on my success with treating my own children with garlic for worms, I fed these little beasts the same, little knowing that garlic can be deadly for cats.

Thankfully, this was not the case and they shit out mountains of them.

I knew she didn't really like animals, but hated to see suffering, she named them, somewhat coldly as numbers one, two and three.

But, as they grew, they worked their magic on her and she became closer and closer. When number one showed obvious signs of sickness, it was her that insisted we take him to the vet and it was through her ministrations that he survived.

I have to admit that I was more than impressed that my Machiavellian manipulation worked out exactly as I planned and she subsequently became a dedicated animal lover.

Allow me to share numbers 1, 2 and 3;


















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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by aussie on Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:39 am

Oh dear Your Mom! Number 1. They are all awesome, but number 1 was love at first sight.

I don't know what to say to you your mom. If you didn't swear you would be perfect. You are soo smart, you love animals, you love bogan, you teach, you are well traveled, you are heterosexual and you can cook!





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Post by aussie on Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:42 am

Love bogan LOL! Forgot sense of humour, so add that to my list.



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Post by Your Mom on Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:38 am

aussie wrote:Oh dear Your Mom! Number 1. They are all awesome, but number 1 was love at first sight.

I don't know what to say to you your mom. If you didn't swear you would be perfect. You are soo smart, you love animals, you love bogan, you teach, you are well traveled, you are heterosexual and you can cook!






Perfection is in the eye of the beholder! My school of followers will start soon. Did I mention the joining fee of all your possessions and beliefs? It's nothing! However, British spelling is a must. I'm planning on re-education schools for beginners so all is not lost!
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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by Your Mom on Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:41 am

Your Mom wrote:
aussie wrote:Oh dear Your Mom! Number 1. They are all awesome, but number 1 was love at first sight.

I don't know what to say to you your mom. If you didn't swear you would be perfect. You are soo smart, you love animals, you love bogan, you teach, you are well traveled, you are heterosexual and you can cook!






Perfection is in the eye of the beholder! My school of followers will start soon. Did I mention the joining fee of all your possessions and beliefs? It's nothing! However, British spelling is a must. I'm planning on re-education schools for beginners so all is not lost!

The state of number one's fur was due to his sickness.

You'll be be pleased to know that he made a full recovery and became as cute as number two.
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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by Your Mom on Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:52 am

If I didn't take the piss out of Bogan, I would be failing in my job as a human being!

Of course there are ways around it. You can say Z. P.
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Post by aussie on Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:59 am

Your Mom wrote:
Your Mom wrote:
aussie wrote:Oh dear Your Mom! Number 1. They are all awesome, but number 1 was love at first sight.

I don't know what to say to you your mom. If you didn't swear you would be perfect. You are soo smart, you love animals, you love bogan, you teach, you are well traveled, you are heterosexual and you can cook!






Perfection is in the eye of the beholder! My school of followers will start soon. Did I mention the joining fee of all your possessions and beliefs? It's nothing! However, British spelling is a must. I'm planning on re-education schools for beginners so all is not lost!

The state of number one's fur was due to his sickness.

You'll be be pleased to know that he made a full recovery and became as cute as number two.



I love you.

Can't help it, you send me all pink and stuff.

Once again you have made me feel good. Thanks.

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Post by Your Mom on Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:02 am

aussie wrote:
Your Mom wrote:
Your Mom wrote:
aussie wrote:Oh dear Your Mom! Number 1. They are all awesome, but number 1 was love at first sight.

I don't know what to say to you your mom. If you didn't swear you would be perfect. You are soo smart, you love animals, you love bogan, you teach, you are well traveled, you are heterosexual and you can cook!






Perfection is in the eye of the beholder! My school of followers will start soon. Did I mention the joining fee of all your possessions and beliefs? It's nothing! However, British spelling is a must. I'm planning on re-education schools for beginners so all is not lost!

The state of number one's fur was due to his sickness.

You'll be be pleased to know that he made a full recovery and became as cute as number two.



I love you.

Can't help it, you send me all pink and stuff.

Once again you have made me feel good. Thanks.  


Look, I'm not the messiah, I'm a very naughty boy, now go away!

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Post by Your Mom on Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:07 am

aussie wrote:Oh dear Your Mom! Number 1. They are all awesome, but number 1 was love at first sight.

I don't know what to say to you your mom. If you didn't swear you would be perfect. You are soo smart, you love animals, you love bogan, you teach, you are well traveled, you are heterosexual and you can cook!






But did I mention that my farts smell like the bowels of Beelzebub, especially after eating beans? Just ask my son about our cosy European vacation; I don't think he's ever forgiven me. lol!

Oh, fuck, you'd probably like that shit as well.
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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by aussie nli on Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:56 am

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Post by Your Mom on Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:58 am

aussie nli wrote:http://www.citizen-citizen.com/collections/all/products/gold-pills





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Post by Your Mom on Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:22 am

Your Mom wrote:
aussie wrote:Oh dear Your Mom! Number 1. They are all awesome, but number 1 was love at first sight.

I don't know what to say to you your mom. If you didn't swear you would be perfect. You are soo smart, you love animals, you love bogan, you teach, you are well traveled, you are heterosexual and you can cook!






Perfection is in the eye of the beholder! My school of followers will start soon. Did I mention the joining fee of all your possessions and beliefs? It's nothing! However, British spelling is a must. I'm planning on re-education schools for beginners so all is not lost!

And wtf do you mean if I didn't fucking swear I'd be perfect? Are you fucking proposing?

Are you sure you're a male? You really do appear too many shades in the lavender spectrum! But hey, I won't hold that against you when I carry you across the threshold. Don't let my Av's good looks fool you.

Methinks you are shitting me. Whose cheezy footwear are you really?
Spacey?

Nah, can't be Spacey cos she hates bogan almost as much as GD and BRA. And you're far too soppy to be Oh Bother; she only confesses her love in private. Hum!
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Re: Sure, there's no Caturday thread

Post by Sarah522 on Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:32 am

Aww...Mom DOES have a soft spot after all!!

Way to go, Mom!

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