What could she do with this?

http://mixy.me/this-girl-reckons-she-may-have-the-worlds-longest-tongue-and-we-think-she-might-be-right/

She could toss my salad any day.

I'd never have to buy cotton swabs again!

Holy shit! I would think that much of tongue would be uncomfortable to house. I also think that if there were some religious knobs here that there would be interestingly stupid takes on the pointy-ness of that girls taster. And I think I don't want see the search results for whatever you looked up to get that pic.

Kind of a waste if she's not a lesbian...at least a part time one. I'm a little envious in that regard...not that I'm a lesbian in any way other than in spirit, but it's a fine tongue.

guest, could I welcome you to Rio?

your mom wrote:guest, could I welcome you to Rio?

is that what you're doing? or are you asking permission? I have yet to visit Brazil, but i am fond of Peru.


do i need to reg in order to have use of a quote button?

I don't think so. Guests should have the same rights as members. If not, please let me know so I can fix it. Anons are as important as regs. I do not discriminate.

I got a blowjob from a girl with a split tongue once. Surprisingly, it wasn't any better than before she split it. Maybe there's a bit of a learning curve?

Honestly it grossed me the fuck out at first. I think it was probably a week before I'd even kiss her.

Blowjobs are more satisfying than kissing sometimes Doug, maybe? I dunno.

Only sometimes?

This father and daughter were on tv last week for having the world's widest tongues. looks weird ...



A man in Syracuse, New York has reason to be tongue-tied: He's been declared the person with the world's widest tongue.

Byron Schlenker, 47, won the jaw-dropping title last November for his 3.37-inch wide tongue and his life hasn't been the same.

To put that in context, "it's roughly more than two centimeters wider than the new iPhone 6," Schlenker told Barcroft TV.

Previously, the widest tongue was 3.1 inches, according to Guinness World Records, the repository for obscure and unique bodily measurements.

For his part, Byron said he is getting used to the fame that comes with the Guinness title.

"I get stopped by people at the grocery store or when I'm out in town to take a picture," he said, according to the Telegraph. "I have had people come to my house to sign their record book. I even had one lady who asked me to lick her Guinness Book, which I politely declined.”

"Most people are just surprised I can talk normally."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/16/worlds-widest-tongues_n_7081510.html

Doug Fisher wrote:Only sometimes?

Only always!

Tude wrote:This father and daughter were on tv last week for having the world's widest tongues.  looks weird ...



A man in Syracuse, New York has reason to be tongue-tied: He's been declared the person with the world's widest tongue.

Byron Schlenker, 47, won the jaw-dropping title last November for his 3.37-inch wide tongue and his life hasn't been the same.

To put that in context, "it's roughly more than two centimeters wider than the new iPhone 6," Schlenker told Barcroft TV.

Previously, the widest tongue was 3.1 inches, according to Guinness World Records, the repository for obscure and unique bodily measurements.

For his part, Byron said he is getting used to the fame that comes with the Guinness title.

"I get stopped by people at the grocery store or when I'm out in town to take a picture," he said, according to the Telegraph. "I have had people come to my house to sign their record book. I even had one lady who asked me to lick her Guinness Book, which I politely declined.”

"Most people are just surprised I can talk normally."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/16/worlds-widest-tongues_n_7081510.html

Holy cow!

she can clean my toilet anytime