Are you a sex offender?

From beach sex to public urination: 9 insane things that will get you labeled a sex offender

Peeing in public

That’s right. Thirteen states require registration as a sex offender simply for a conviction for urinating in public.

Sexting as a minor

A teenager can wind up a sex offender simply for taking naked selfies.

Taking photos of your kid in the bath

Yup. Lisa and A.J. Demaree were registered as sex offenders for taking naked photos of their kids during bath-time.

Paying for sex

A conviction for soliciting an adult sex worker can mean registration in Alabama, Michigan, Oregon, Tennessee and West Virginia.

Teenage sex

A whopping 29 states require registration for consensual sex between minors, according to Human Rights Watch.

Breast-flashing

Clearly, this doesn’t apply in New Orleans. In some states, though, a boob flash can mean registration. According to the legal group Johnson-Sauer, “A woman who flashes her breasts at a nightclub could become a registered sex offender if convicted of lewd conduct or indecent exposure.”

Incest

Football player Tony Washington found this out after having consensual sex as a 16-year-old with his 15-year-old sister. The 29-year-old is still on the registry today.

Streaking

I’m not talking about subway creepers who are getting off on aggressively showing their private bits to strangers, but rather running across a football field in your birthday suit. As a man who was forced to register for streaking told Human Rights Watch, “The only reason I am considered a sex offender is because I committed an offense that triggers registration. In any other context, my crime would never be considered a sex offense, and I would not be considered a threat to society.”

Childhood curiosity

When Josh Gravens was 12, he touched his 8-year-old sister’s genitals. It not only landed him on the registry, he also served three-and-a-half years behind bars. He was only recently, at the age of 25, removed from the public registry.

Well, I'm guilty of about half a dozen of those perverted crimes. Luckily I have not been convicted.

LOL - I streaked the small town I grew up in.  Girlfriend and I got drunk and we had our hit list of things we always wanted to do and so we checked one off.  2 am - she's lying in the middle of the abandoned street (main street mind you), I'm more covert and sitting on someone's lawn (after walking out from my apt complex down the street) - AND then a van came up the street - we ran - it followed and then stopped - we still ran to get into my apt building - and ... I tripped over somebody's tent rope that was in front of someone's house.  Pissed off and didn't care if anybody heard me as I swore and stomped back to my apartment building through the front door.  I had grass stains from head to toe.  Did a couple of wet t-shirt contests too - came in 2nd on both - got extra prize by ditching the t-shirt at end of contest - so I guess I'm on the naughty list.  

You naughty girl, you. My kinda naughty woo hoo! Rock it!!

Peeing in public

Never busted for it but I have been known to sneak behind a tree or dumpster to water the ground.

Sexting as a minor

There was no such thing when I was a kid.

Taking photos of your kid in the bath

Never had kids but my mom was sure guilty of that.

Paying for sex

Not only paid for sex but for very kinky sex involving bondage, leather, latex and other various and sundry perversions not for the faint hearted. I was also paid for the same later in life.

Teenage sex
Oh LOP yes. Nothing wrong with starting young.

Breast-flashing

Oddly for a guy I am guilty of that as well. It applies even for fake boobs and out at a club where it is expected.

Incest

Yes and no comment.

Streaking

Never did that one.

Childhood curiosity

It's called playing doctor and all kids do it.

Yayyyy welcome to the club!!  

hehe forgot about pee in public.  Alright - I need the Jimmy Fallon - I'm sorry routine ...

ahem.

I'm sorry I had to pee behind your house and our bikes woke you up.  I'm Sorry Grandma (yup) your tree in the back was what I needed and then I saw you in the window (ugh), and most especially I'm sorry person who owns house on wildly public street (heh - named Park ave) and it was just closed after last call and I HAD TO pee behind your 2 foot scrubby bush that hid nothing in your front yard while a car full of men were howlingl  

Yeah, I'm so on the naughty list. So when do I get my devil horns or something?

Tude, you are exactly the type of person I want here; one who offers a mid digit salute to the world of rules and regulations. I take my hat off to you and  offer a truly south American hug to you.

Your Mom wrote:

Tude, you are exactly the type of person I want here; one who offers a mid digit salute to the world of rules and regulations. I take my hat off to you and  offer a truly south American hug to you.

As an addendum, why is that dogs are free to piss on the streets without fear of prosecution, but we mere humans are not?

Pope Barbie Inquisitor wrote:

Peeing in public

Never busted for it but I have been known to sneak behind a tree or dumpster to water the ground.

Sexting as a minor

There was no such thing when I was a kid.

Taking photos of your kid in the bath

Never had kids but my mom was sure guilty of that.

Paying for sex

Not only paid for sex but for very kinky sex involving bondage, leather, latex and other various and sundry perversions not for the faint hearted. I was also paid for the same later in life.

Teenage sex
Oh LOP yes. Nothing wrong with starting young.

Breast-flashing

Oddly for a guy I am guilty of that as well. It applies even for fake boobs and out at a club where it is expected.

Incest

Yes and no comment.

Streaking

Never did that one.

Childhood curiosity

It's called playing doctor and all kids do it.

Barb, I expected nothing less from you. Our modern sexual mores are absurd! Especially the current hate on paedophilia. Historically, females were married off when they reached sexual maturity (or even often before). Now, I'm not advocating we all go out and fuck children, but the age of consent laws are ridiculous. I'm curious though why the vatican only increased it from, if I remember correctly, 14 only recently.

Mom I think they want people to grow up feeling as miserable as possible. They want a population of guilt ridden sexually repressed people. Happy people with no weird guilt trips don't make good killers for the military industrial complex. They are too busy being happy.

Humans both male and female are capable of having orgasms at just 6 months of age. By age three many figure out that rubbing against things feels really good. I was humping the satin sheets on my mothers bed when I was just three and having orgasms. There is no ejaculation but the feeling is there. Because there is no ejaculation you can have one after another. I probably had more orgasms before I was 11 than most people have in a lifetime.

Most parents will catch the kid touching themselves as is normal and freak out. The kid gets punished for doing what is normal and natural. Then the freaked out parents think little Johnny or Suzy would only know that if they were being abused and go on a witch hunt.

When I was a dominatrix half my clients were all messed up over that issue. They were caught masturbating as pre teens and the parents treated them like they had a disease. Usually while reading passages out of a 4,000 year old book written by bronze age schizophrenics in front of a picture of a man bleeding on a cross.

Worshiping an effigy of an execution is fine and normal but don't you dare rub one out!

Pope Barbie Inquisitor wrote:Mom I think they want people to grow up feeling as miserable as possible. They want a population of guilt ridden sexually repressed people. Happy people with no weird guilt trips don't make good killers for the military industrial complex. They are too busy being happy.

Humans both male and female are capable of having orgasms at just 6 months of age. By age three many figure out that rubbing against things feels really good. I was humping the satin sheets on my mothers bed when I was just three and having orgasms. There is no ejaculation but the feeling is there. Because there is no ejaculation you can have one after another. I probably had more orgasms before I was 11 than most people have in a lifetime.

Most parents will catch the kid touching themselves as is normal and freak out. The kid gets punished for doing what is normal and natural. Then the freaked out parents think little Johnny or Suzy would only know that if they were being abused and go on a witch hunt.

When I was a dominatrix half my clients were all messed up over that issue. They were caught masturbating as pre teens and the parents treated them like they had a disease. Usually while reading passages out of a 4,000 year old book written by bronze age schizophrenics in front of a picture of a man bleeding on a cross.

Worshiping an effigy of an execution is fine and normal but don't you dare rub one out!

Just another of the control tools.

One thing I love about Brazil is that the populous don't have the same sexual stigma as the west. Here, they can and do love sex without fear of recrimination!

Brazil also isn't all bent out of shape over tranny's. I think here in the States people are more sexually repressed in 2015 than they were even in the 90's. There isn't even an S&M club in Manhattan anymore.

What was the infamous Hellfire club is now an upscale restaurant for the the Yuppie scum who now inhabit high priced condos in what was a perfectly good meat packing district at one time.

In the 80's there were two massage parlors within a mile of where I live now where you could go and have a pretty girl tie you down and use your mouth as an ashtray while jerking you off with leather gloves.

Now guys into kink like that pay to interact with a webcam girl. Screw that! What happened to real life interaction?

Fuck virtual sex; it's now more than masturbation with live pictures.

Rio has more trannies than any other city I've ever been to and they all seem to be 6ft plus

Funny, the faggit I share a house with says he's transphobic.

I must have a secret destiny with homos as this is the second time I've shared a place with a devotee of cock. When I was sharing an apartment with the previous knob jockey, I went to a gay club with him one night. Within a few minutes, what I took as a tranny in a bikini tried to hit on me. He was so full of silicone (tits, arse, hips) that he put silicone valley to shame. When I politely mentioned that I preferred women, he exclaimed that he was a woman and pulled his bikini bottom to one side to show me!

To me it's a weird culture. They accept tranny's as real women as long as they are knob gobblers. If a tranny in Latin America is into women, other tranny's or fetish they are considered sicko's.

Despite the fact hot Latin tranny's are all over the US I would never work with them when I made porn. They were just too damn difficult to work with. They only wanted to do naked porn with "hot boys". They would not do lesbian or wear leather or latex fetish wear and if you wanted them to wear it would suddenly get an attack of Spanish only disease.

When I was a tranny pro dom in NYC I was the favorite model of the two top tranny publications. I asked NYC's top fetish photographer at the time way that was when they were so many really hot and younger Latin tranny's. She told me that she hated them. That they showed up late, had an attitude, hated fetish, played the Spanish only game.

I showed up on time prepared, followed directions, had my own fetish wear, spoke only English and would write stories for the magazines to go with the photo shoots. Of course the Latin tranny's hated me and blamed "white privilege" on my getting all the press. They never considered the magazines catered to a fetish market so if anything it was "pervert privilege" that got me a leg up.