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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:03 am

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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:37 am

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Re: Random Shit

Post by Sarah522 on Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:20 am

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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Sun Jul 12, 2015 12:42 pm

Referees are neutral, right?
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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Sun Jul 12, 2015 12:49 pm

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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Sun Jul 12, 2015 12:52 pm

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The sad thing is, we all know this shit happens, yet we allow it. How pathetic are we? Revolution now!
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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Sun Jul 12, 2015 1:00 pm

Rise up
Listen children; listen closely  to these words,
for the future is truly in your hands.
Though you may be unaware,
you are the key to the future.
Put down your X-box;
Put down your facebook;
move away from your keyboard,
Think of what you are doing.
Is this the life you want to live?
Rise up, rise up and reclaim
what you have never known
Freedom calls and beckons
but do you heed the call?
Are you deaf to what is there to hear?
McDonalds, coca cola,
Kfc and mainstream TV
are there to seduce your soul,
But you say
Everything is A ok!
Everything is A ok!
And you say
I'm alright Jack
I live the highlife
but does this extend to your fellow man?
Can’t you see what is being done to you?
Can’t you see the plan is working well?
I tell you with joy and happiness,
with a heart flowing over with love
I know that it's not too late.
The youth are not the enemy
as they are portrayed,
but forget ye not
oh children of the future
for the future is in your hands
and this opportunity that you have,
don't let it slip between your fingers
as you forebears have obviously done
it's not  too late, it's not  too late
you are not impotent
You are important;
you  are the most powerful
creative creatures alive today
Don't let it slip away.
Don't let it slip away.
Nor mock the elders
we are none of us without sin
be it avarice or greed
or inaction and weakness
but let not the sins of the father
be revisited upon the sons,
rise up, rise up, rise up.
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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:20 pm



This is what everybody needs unless you are a secret, closet fart sniffer.
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Re: Random Shit

Post by Terpentin on Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:24 am

I always fart with confidence.
Is there any other way?



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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:22 am

Juliette, let me count the ways.
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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:28 pm



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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:34 pm

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Re: Random Shit

Post by Sarah522 on Mon Jul 13, 2015 3:51 pm

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Hope he caved his skull in.

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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:14 pm


Terpentin wrote:I always fart with confidence.
Is there any other way?



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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:07 pm

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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:54 pm



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Re: Random Shit

Post by Sarah522 on Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:10 pm

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That is COOL!!!!
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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:23 am



More's the pity!
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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:48 am

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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:51 pm

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Re: Random Shit

Post by Tude on Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:32 pm

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Had to look that thing up! "Sarcastic Fringehead" found in Pacific ocean along the West coast (US). <shudder>
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Re: Random Shit

Post by Macdougal on Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:44 pm

That thing would be perfect in some horror movie all blown up to a huge size. Looks like a man eating vagina..
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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:46 pm

I have to admit vagina didn't spring to mind, but if you're trying to turn me gay, it's not working ...


... maybe after a few nightmares!
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Re: Random Shit

Post by Sarah522 on Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:13 pm

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Re: Random Shit

Post by Your Mom on Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:53 pm



I somehow doubt it was 17ft when he first encountered it.
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