random smiles - daily humour
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Sarah522
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Re: random smiles - daily humour
Cheer up Mac. You may have a face like Medusa, but that's still better than this.
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You have a sick sense of humor, YM!
Sarah522- Posts : 411
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Why, thank you, Sarah!Sarah522 wrote:
You have a sick sense of humor, YM!
It's seems you do as well!
Re: random smiles - daily humour
First official date.
Doorbell: Ding Dong
Me: Hi!!! This is going to be fun!!
Him: Yeah I'm looking forward to it ...
Me: Hi I'll be right back <skoosh skoosh skoosh>
hehe
I have an acquaintance who broke up with guys the minute the guy's answered the door in their Mother's knitted slippers (oh and they lived with their parents at 30 yrs old), looking over and discovering long ear hair at the restaurant table --- Luv ya Lela. hehe.
Doorbell: Ding Dong
Me: Hi!!! This is going to be fun!!
Him: Yeah I'm looking forward to it ...
Me: Hi I'll be right back <skoosh skoosh skoosh>
hehe
I have an acquaintance who broke up with guys the minute the guy's answered the door in their Mother's knitted slippers (oh and they lived with their parents at 30 yrs old), looking over and discovering long ear hair at the restaurant table --- Luv ya Lela. hehe.
Tude- Posts : 143
Join date : 2015-04-28
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Tude wrote:First official date.
Doorbell: Ding Dong
Me: Hi!!! This is going to be fun!!
Him: Yeah I'm looking forward to it ...
Me: Hi I'll be right back <skoosh skoosh skoosh>
hehe
I have an acquaintance who broke up with guys the minute the guy's answered the door in their Mother's knitted slippers (oh and they lived with their parents at 30 yrs old), looking over and discovering long ear hair at the restaurant table --- Luv ya Lela. hehe.
Are those yours, Tude? I want some!!
Sarah522- Posts : 411
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Re: random smiles - daily humour
Ear hair is something I've been obsessive about for years. I've been a-plucking whenever they've sprouted, but they're sneaky fuckers and masters of camouflage. Nose hair is another one!
You're single?
Best of luck! But with slippers like that ...
You're single?
Best of luck! But with slippers like that ...
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LOL - I have a bf and I would never wear anything like that. LOL. My girlfriend made me aware of it dammit. And I have caught glimpses of ear THATCHES - holy shit - who can you hear!!!!????!!!
I was a virgin and totally unaware hairy ear syndrome and Lela killed it. Now I have side glances to people on the bus to nose and ear hair.
DAM YOU LEEEELLLAAA! HEHE
I was a virgin and totally unaware hairy ear syndrome and Lela killed it. Now I have side glances to people on the bus to nose and ear hair.
DAM YOU LEEEELLLAAA! HEHE
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When I see hirsute ears and noses, I have a perverse desire to make secret sortés and wantonly pluck.
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And beat off in the bathroom and praised themselves for their Christianity.
Jon has only killed 56 racoons since his wedding, but Darla has killed 127. This has nothing to do with our chastity vows she maintains as she chewed on the microphone boom. Jon was more phlegmatic and ate the the cameraman! Sometimes Christianity requires sacrifices, he mused as he eyed up the anchor!
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People are so strange. Doesn't their Christian belief remind them of the very reason marriage was intended? Ya know, go forth and procreate and all that?
:scratching head:
:scratching head:
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